orange: welcome to this week's episode of "how 3"! with your hosts, orange and pear! pear: dude, i think you meant to say "how 2". there's only two of us. orange: no, not this week! this week i cloned myselfand brought an extra me along! (oranges laughing) pear: oh, this is not good. (oranges laughs again)
pear: anyway this week antu wants to know how to make a book. orange: great question! my clone and i will attempt to answer in unison. pear: oh no. oranges: ♫to make a book♫ pear: what are you doing? oranges: ♫just take a look♫ pear: no!
oranges: ♫reading rainbow!!♫ oranges: ♫i can go anywhere♫ pear: knock it off! oranges: ♫facts to know and ways to grow♫ pear: alright, that's enough of this. (pear grunts) orange: wheee!!! orange: aw, i miss me already. (orange laughs)
pear: can we please focus on the book stuff? orange: neh. pear: alright, step 1: come up with a great story. something interesting that's never been done before. orange: that's right, because if you copy something, pear will catapult it into oblivion using a teeter-totter. pear: i will not apologize for catapulting your annoying clone, orange! (orange chuckles) pear: now, step 2: get the book published.
for this, you might need help from someone else, like a publisher... orange: or a clone... orange: or an agent... pear: ok.. orange: or a clone of someone else's agent! pear: orange!! (orange laughing) orange: made you say agent orange. pear: (rages) alright,orange: (laughs)
pear: once you get the book published, you need to promote it. that's step three. now, promotion is a lot of work for one person. orange: so it's a good thing you'll have a clone. pear: nobody has a clone, dude!!! orange: oh... so in that case, step 4: take all the money that you made from your book sales and spend it on inventing a cloning machine. pear: okay, good luck with that. orange: oh, and who needs a publisher when you can just clone your book yourself? (laughing) pear: orange, you're just being ridiculous!
orange: ooh, this gives me an idea of what i should write my book about! pear: let me guess, it involves cloning? orange: no! the book's about tnt! (pear groans) orange: that makes a great point, pear! cloning the tnt would make it super epic! pear: nooooooo!orange: (laughing)sfx: (laser, glass breaking, explosion) pear: he's orange! orange: and he's sort of a light greenish color!
(pear grunts / orange laughing) pear: this week 'diamond doll' wants to know how to deal with your baby sibling orange: oh baby! that's a good one! orange: knife!
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